Smelly cat, smelly cat,
what are they feeding you?

Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault.

Smelly smelly smelly
really bad smelling smelly cat
it's not your fault!

Smelly cat, smelly cat,
what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault.
They won't take you to the vet.
You're obviously not their favorite pet.
Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault.
Oh no!

It may not be a bed of roses.
You're no friend to those with noses.
I promise you; before we're done
all the world will smell as one.